Parodies autour de 24

[Shanebibi]

Bonsoir à tous.

Voilà avec un pote, en tant que fans de 24, on a décidé pour rigoler de se lancer dans une parodie burlesque, a la manière d'un Naheulbeuk (sans prétention aucune, on boxe pas dans la même catégorie si je puis dire lol). Donc voilà, c'est un premier épisode, on est pas des pros ni de l'écriture, ni de l'enregistrement, etc...mais bon c'est pour le plaisir, ça nous amuse.

Je me permet de vous le faire partager, peut-être que certains d'entre vous aimeront un peu ^^

On l'a intitulée 12 ! Evidemment, pour ne pas déroger à la règle, cette parodie ne se déroule pas en temps réel.

12 - 1x01

Bonne écoute, & donnez votre avis, même (surtout dirais-je) si vous n'aimez pas.

[ELISA24]

QQs petites vannes sur le personnage de Jack BAUER qui circulent actuellement sur la toile...Certaines sont hilarantes (sur SUPERMAN ou SANTA KLAUS par ex :

SPOILER - Si vous ne suivez pas la SAISON 4, ne lisez pas le texte ci dessous :

- You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

- If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and
he
had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

- If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your
life.

- Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer
killed
Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

- Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him
finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

- Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next
half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

- Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack
Bauer.

- 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair
fight.

- Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days. Wait, that is a real fact.

- Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was
shooting
at another terrorist twelve miles away.

- Jack Bauer let the dogs out.

- Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

- Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second
favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

- If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a

bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

- Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

- Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right
now
is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

- Jack Bauer got Helen Keller to talk.

- When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists.
Jack
Bauer hates lemonade.

- When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

- Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

- The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun.

- Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

- Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

- People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

- It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent - and he
wouldn't need the gun.

- Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

- Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars.

- When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer

- Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer
says
something then you better do it.

- There are no races, only countries of people Jack Bauer has beaten to
different shades of Black & Blue.

- When Jack Bauer goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe; and
instead
requests a hand gun and a bucket.

- In an average living room, there are 1,242 objects that Jack Bauer can
use
to kill you, including the room itself.

- Jack Bauer is the only man to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

- While taking the SAT's, write "Jack Bauer" for every answer and you
will
score a 1600.

- Jack Bauer can divide by zero.

- Jack Bauer can touch MC Hammer.

- Jack Bauer always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.

- Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Jack Bauer's first visit to Tokyo.

If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Jack Bauer.

Before he forgot a gift for Jack Bauer, Santa Claus was real.

Jack Bauer is the reason Michael Jackson went pale

[jackbristow]

c'est trop fort ça, je l'avais lu je sais plus ou ! mais y avait pas tout ! j'adore :

- If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your
life.

- 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair
fight.

- Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

- Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

- Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

maic celle la est énorme :

- Jack Bauer can touch MC Hammer.
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[ELISA24]

Mes préférées sont :
- Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack
Bauer.

- Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas. celle là, je me suis marrée pdt 5mns

- Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

- People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

- Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars.

- Jack Bauer can divide by zero.

- Before he forgot a gift for Jack Bauer, Santa Claus was real.

- Jack Bauer is the reason Michael Jackson went pale

[Invité]

énorme il, yen a vraiment qui sont excellentes :

- "Before he forgot a gift for Jack Bauer, Santa Claus was real."
- "Jack Bauer is the only man to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. "
- "Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why there's no life on Mars. "
- "Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas. "
- "Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next
half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. "

[Shanebibi]

Ba ça a l'air de vous passioner, c'est sympa.

Merci quand même.

[Stephen_Saunders]

bein c'est sur rapidshare et j'arrive plus a prendre avec j'ai du trop abuser donc je peux rien t'en dire lol desolé
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[redwest]

Héhé, c'est très bon tout ça Elisa !

I like it!
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[george mason]

Voici le lien d'une parodie de 24, c'est pas trop mal des bonnes idées


http://unair2dejavu.free.fr/

[kerrang]

si vous l'avez vu, vos avis me ferait très plaisir.

merci

[piq]

il y'a 2 semaines, le soiring de tps star a fait une parodie de 24 où jack bauer appelle la hotline d'un fournisseur internet car il ne peut pas se connecter à internet. La hotline lui fait passer de service en service et bien entendu cela dure comme ça 24 heures. Ce n'est pas une parodie trés marrante mais c'est quand même une parodie et je tenais à le signaler.

[Reuab_Jack]

excellent tout ça

Par contre ce qui est bête c'est la façon dont les guignoles de l'info parodie Jack bauer ( le perso :/ )
Par contre je ne sais pas si vous avez vu sarko dans le role de jack mais c'était extra (je rechercherai ca )
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Jack Bauer is Sam Fisher

[Z!dd0]

Je viens de mater "un air 2 déjà vu" et c'est vraiment pas mal... Bonnes idées en tout cas, et gros boulot!!
Bravo @ vous!
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[piq]

Je n'arrive pas à télécharger un air 2 déja vu.

[Paul75]